Once upon a time there was a group of cranky and bored DC area residents. And any time they'd meet someone new they'd awkwardly begin the conversation with "So what do you do?"

Until one day, they began to do improv. And because of that, they discovered new ways to start conversations. And because of that, they stopped being cranky and started finding humor in this region so many love to hate.

Until finally, they put on a show. And ever since then, they have been making up scenes as Crossiant Pony.